Heated Soup Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm not blowing to cool it down, I'm trying to warm it up!"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

What's the insect de jour?

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'