Soup Enthusiasts Gifts

Never mix business and pleasure.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"What is your soup of the night?"

Waiter, what's this subpoena doing in my soup? You're being sued by the fly.

Waiter, it spells "fly" in my alphabet soup.

'I'm sure it was a coincidence... your alphabet soup couldn't have INTENDED to insult you.'

Soup: Cream of Yesterday's Special.

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

'Waiter, there's a frequent flyer in my soup.'

'That's gotta be a spelling mistake, right?'

'Let's say we spent the summer devouring literature. We ate alphabet soup, didn't we?'

Snorkling in the soup

Frog: 'Soup of the day, with extra flies please!'

'I asked her what the ingredients are in the soup. She said 'consonants and vowels'.'

'I'm dieting - just the alphabet soup with no big words please!'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"