Soup Admirer Gifts

Souper-star

"Soup should be seen and not heard."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

What's the insect de jour?

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'