Soup Enthusiast Gifts

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

'The patrons at table five want to know who you manage to get such a wonderful taste in your salt-free soup.'

'Ask mom for Paulo's Alphabet Soup, Tell her it's educational,'

Bottomless bowl of soup

In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.

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'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Soup Eating Styles

'Waiter! There's a depressed person in my soup'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I think you should change the company name, Mr Swill"

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."

'I'm prescribing chicken soup, but if you insist on a pill, swallow a bouillon cube.'

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' Fly fisherman.

'Have some chicken soup, dear. You'll feel like death warmed over in no time.'

Break for the orchestra.

'I said 'chicken soup' will make you feel better.'

'Whats' this? I asked for alphabet soup.' - 'Morse code soup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

'Alphabet soup! This could be the start of something big!'

'So what's this new wonder drug?'

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

"Soup?"

The last word in Alphabet Soup.

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"Excellency, your medals are in the soup"

Alphabet soup in a tough neighbourhood.

'We aim both to provide nourishment, and to promote literacy...'

'So there's a fly in your soup - You got something against diversity?'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

The fly in my soup has the hots for the fly in your soup. !