Soup Enthusiast Gifts

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

'The patrons at table five want to know who you manage to get such a wonderful taste in your salt-free soup.'

'Ask mom for Paulo's Alphabet Soup, Tell her it's educational,'

In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.

Bottomless bowl of soup

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I think you should change the company name, Mr Swill"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Soup Eating Styles

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'Waiter! There's a depressed person in my soup'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."

"Excellency, your medals are in the soup"

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'We aim both to provide nourishment, and to promote literacy...'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"You have a common cold. Here's a prescription for chicken soup from the deli next door."

'Whats' this? I asked for alphabet soup.' - 'Morse code soup.'

'So what's this new wonder drug?'

'Have some chicken soup, dear. You'll feel like death warmed over in no time.'

'Alphabet soup! This could be the start of something big!'

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

The last word in Alphabet Soup.

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' Fly fisherman.

Alphabet soup in a tough neighbourhood.

'So there's a fly in your soup - You got something against diversity?'

Break for the orchestra.

"Soup?"

"The five-second rule doesn't apply to soup."

"Waiter! There are extreme-right-wing elements in my soup!"

"Perhaps a nice mock turtle soup?''