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Never mix business and pleasure.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"What is your soup of the night?"

'I'm sure it was a coincidence... your alphabet soup couldn't have INTENDED to insult you.'

Soup: Cream of Yesterday's Special.

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

'Waiter, there's a frequent flyer in my soup.'

'That's gotta be a spelling mistake, right?'

'Let's say we spent the summer devouring literature. We ate alphabet soup, didn't we?'

Snorkling in the soup

Frog: 'Soup of the day, with extra flies please!'

'I asked her what the ingredients are in the soup. She said 'consonants and vowels'.'

'I'm dieting - just the alphabet soup with no big words please!'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"