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'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'

'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'

"Due to creative differences with the chef, I'm afraid that the soup du jour will not be available this evening!"

"Primordial soup again?"

'I'll have the soup of the day, and please, make sure there is a fly in it...'

"You said you wanted something different for dinner, so I made cream of whale soup."

'Your fingers are in the soup.' 'Yes it's freezing in the kitchen.'

'Anything else, Sir?'

'May I have your attention! I dropped my car keys in the soup, if you find them, please return them. They're my only set.'

'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

Chicken Soup for the Lunch.

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

'Waiter? You're in my soup!'

'You text too much! Why else would you be seeing messages in the alphabet soup?'

'Good grief! This is a recipe for Chicken Soup!'

"You've got mail" in alphabet soup"

"Waiter there's a gly in my gook!"

Polish Alphabet Soup.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Well, you call it 'classic corn chowder'. I call it a cleanse."

Soup factory: Permanently closed: gone into adminestrone

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Alphabet Soup Now With More Vowels!

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"See, give him some of Bubbie's chicken soup and he's not so bad."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Some hackers have broken into the system It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup."

Things that don't last 2 seconds: thoughts of critiquing Tia Carmen's soup."