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No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"How about a little more coffee?"

Running Latte

"Fridge-to-table"

'It's about time!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Champagne at the hunt

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

French suppers.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

Shopping Trolley

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

Chicken Soup

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.