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'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"What did Jesus order?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Fridge-to-table"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

French suppers.

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Hole Sale

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Can I have a pony?"

Shark Surfing the Waves.