Spooky Supper Fan Gifts

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

Trick or Treat. I got a very exclusive invitation to see the new horror movie -- it's a private screaming!

Witchy Cellist

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Werehouses.

Grim Singer

Halloween dentist.

"Introvert."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.