Tunes Pillows

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Violinist.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Little Piano

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

Theremin

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

In Deep Denial

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

Playing violin.

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

'A shoddy piece of work.'

Playing the flute.

Whistling tea kettle.

'...But first, our national anthem.'

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

Musical Heart Monitor

"The aspirin's connected to the statin...."

"Fair warning, if it's an open casket, this will play the theme from Wheel of Fortune until it's closed."