Traditional Tunes Pillows

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Mozart on a computer,

Bryan Ferry

Full English Breakfast.

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Highland Piper.

Bayonne Festival

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

The Third Day of Christmas

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

Gramophone Headphone

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Soto

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Shamisen

Hurdy gurdy

"Sorry, I'm finished."

Let's Get the Band Back Together

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"

'Knock off the E-I-E-I-O over there, McDonald, or I'm calling the law!'

Cow uses Alphorn as a toilet

Caroler

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

Alphorn

Snake charmer thinks his snake is losing it.