Unconventional Tunes Pillows

Let's Get the Band Back Together

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Mozart on a computer,

"Surprise!"

Radiator jazz player

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Christmas Socks

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"How much do you want off the top?"

Spoonstock.

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

Hospital Food

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Soto

Noddy Holder

Woman playing piano with her feet.

"He loved the beach."

Somewhere in West Virginia

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

'Outré!'

Zen Master Huineng

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

'My snake is old. First, I have to wake him.'

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

Cannibals playing on a Crane pick up game machine.

No, not "tenor." I said he's a "ten-er" --- It's advisable to be ten miles away when he sings.

"Press any key to continue."

Elephant Dung on Sale at Art Shop