Unconventional Style Pillows

'Outré!'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

The Hammer

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Zombie Christmas

Christmas Socks

Spoonstock.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"How much do you want off the top?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Emo

Hipsters knit their beards.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"I rolled out those lazy crazy hazy days of summer. They said go home and put on a suit."

Let's Get the Band Back Together

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

Vincent Van Goth

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet

Bed of nails.

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"He loved the beach."