Unconventional Designer Pillows

The Hammer

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Empty box of ideas

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Shop for cats

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Christmas Socks

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Perspective Repair

"How much do you want off the top?"

Unconventional Music Player

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Xmas tree

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

"I find her remarkably attractive."

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

'Is plaid holding me back?'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

101 uses of a dead cat: insulation

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

Bed of nails.

'We just got sick of having the cat's litter box in the house.'

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."