Unconventional Designer Gifts

The Hammer

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Empty box of ideas

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Shop for cats

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Christmas Socks

Unconventional Music Player

Perspective Repair

"How much do you want off the top?"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Xmas tree

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"I find her remarkably attractive."

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

101 uses of a dead cat: insulation

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

Woman playing piano with her feet.