Unconventional Designers Gifts

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Empty box of ideas

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Crap from the future.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Hammer

Idle parts

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Watch Your Step

Air freshener - pollution.

Christmas Socks

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Artist, painting graphs.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

Pisa and sons.

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

Unconventional Music Player

"How much do you want off the top?"

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Elon Musk

"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Mall Redesign Competition Winner.