Unconventional Art Gifts

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet

101 Uses Of a Dead Cat: Majorette.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

The Hammer

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Storage Unit of Love

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Christmas Socks

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"How much do you want off the top?"

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"I like your paintings, but I'm more interested in this piece here."

A person is catching bird poo on a blank canvas to make portraits.

'Outré!'

A horse contemplates what to wear

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

Dog Sells Fetched Slippers

Bed of nails.

Woman playing piano with her feet.

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

A skeleton in a Tattoo parlor getting the skeleton's version of the Skull and crossbones

The one and only truth!

Elephant Dung on Sale at Art Shop