Experimental Art Gifts

A person is catching bird poo on a blank canvas to make portraits.

"I like your paintings, but I'm more interested in this piece here."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Interpretive napping

Octopus on Keys.

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'