Experimental Art Prints

A person is catching bird poo on a blank canvas to make portraits.

"I like your paintings, but I'm more interested in this piece here."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"Could you keep still?"

Juggler and Illusionist

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Interpretive napping

Octopus on Keys.

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Mime father in the delivery room.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Frank Zappa