Experimental Arts Gifts

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Gift"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Juggler and Illusionist

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Interpretive napping

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Octopus on Keys.

Mime father in the delivery room.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."