Experimental Arts Mugs

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Gift"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Interpretive napping

Octopus on Keys.

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Mime father in the delivery room.