Artistic Experimenters Mugs

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Interpretive napping

"I'm putting you on country music."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Bacterial Culture

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

'I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption...'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

Revenge on Santa

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Tomb of the unknown lab rat.

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

'She didn't want to go out with you even though you told her you had a h-index of 37! Boy I don't understand women!'