Art Experimentation Lover Gifts

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Kid doing cave paintings

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Imagine

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Interpretive napping

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Maria Sibylla Merian

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Mammoth Posing

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Scientists building a tower

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Frank Zappa