Traditional Tunes With A Twist Pillows

Mozart on a computer,

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Diet Sugar House.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Soto

artwork and production

'What do you suppose 'Merry Christmas' means?'

Busker with a Card Machine