Traditional Tunes With A Twist Gifts

Mozart on a computer,

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Diet Sugar House.

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Soto

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

artwork and production

Busker with a Card Machine

Weight of the law will be in metric.