Tv Theme Song Aficionado Gifts

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Love is when you watch television together.

Succession 2

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Larry David

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Pop goes the weasel.

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Lifeguard.

"They do very well in a talk show format."

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"Do you know how to play down the road?"