Tv Theme Song Fan Gifts

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

'My marriage started out as a sitcom, developed into a soap opera, and then was cancelled.'

"Maybe you should phone your Mother, and ask her if you can watch it."

"Welcome to hell!"

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

"Surprise!"

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

'You just missed him...can I take a message?'

Coronation Street addict

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"