Tv Theme Song Fan Gifts

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"Oh, ....you know, ....sittin 'on the dock of the bay, ....wastin' time."

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

“The jury has requested you pitch your case in the style of a six-part TV mini-series.”

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

'My marriage started out as a sitcom, developed into a soap opera, and then was cancelled.'

"Maybe you should phone your Mother, and ask her if you can watch it."

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

"Surprise!"

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

"Welcome to hell!"

Rose Leslie

'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

"This says first-born children are list-makers, reliable, organized and serious!"

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

Coronation Street addict

I"t's gotten worse, doc. Now I've got a pop in my knee."

'You just missed him...can I take a message?'

"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"