Tv Mini-series Fan Gifts

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

TV Situations vacant.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Moses' TV guide.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

News Wear World

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Ostrich TV.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

Police officer does a puppet show for a child.

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Too much TV, maybe. Is there a John Wane marathon going on?'