Miniseries Enthusiast Gifts

"Your assignment is to analyze any one day in history and explain how you would adapt it to a cable TV miniseries."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"They're class action figures."

"What would you like to watch again?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Time Machine Collision.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

I see he's still "working" from home.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Small child checks out a book.

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

The Gilmore Girls

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'