Movie And Series Enthusiast Gifts

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Love is when you watch television together.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Getting to Know You

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Spoiler alert."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Succession 2

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."