Tv And Film Enthusiast Gifts

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Steve McQueen

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Getting to Know You

TV-Man

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

TV jester.

"I find that hugely offensive!"