Series Enthusiast Gifts

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."

TV Time

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

I see he's still "working" from home.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

The Gilmore Girls

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'