Classic Tv Series Fan Gifts

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Clive Anderson

Tsars in their eyes.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"Previously on..."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !