Classic Series Fan Gifts

I can't stand old "Star Trek." There's just way too much talking and not enough blowing stuff up. Well, your problem, little buddy, is you didn't give it enough time to grow on you. You're judging it superficially. Not true. I've seen every single episode of every series and all the movies in the last five hours. Fast-forwarding through things doesn't count as "watching" them. I think it was Shakespeare who said "a meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely a

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Yes, all at once!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Mom dwarves.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Tony Robinson

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Peter

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

Another wedding

Lizzy Caplan

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Social media in fairy tales

Hans Brinker - the early years.

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the - get out of my selfie, you idiot - who's the fairest of them all?