Music Lyrics Fan Gifts

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

EWE 2.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

The Month of August

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Cool hand... Uke

Library Grand Opening

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Little Richard

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Elephant blues

Suggs.

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Rock the boat

"I Love U2."

Pitcher auditions.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'I'm so lonesome...'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'