Song Lyric Fan Gifts

"Oh, ....you know, ....sittin 'on the dock of the bay, ....wastin' time."

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Wolf Karaoke

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."