Being A Fan Gifts

'What'd I miss?'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bowled over again!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Raheem Sterling

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Uptight End"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Currently Boston