Tv Theme Song Aficionado Prints

'It's your final warning: Quit playing 'The Beverly Hillbillies' theme song.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Succession 2

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Larry David

Good Morning Britain

Bob Odenkirk

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Pop goes the weasel.

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

Kurt Cobain

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Lifeguard.

'You had me at 'warning'.'

I think the biggest drawback to binge-watching a godawful tv series has to be the hangover.

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

"They do very well in a talk show format."

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"