Tv Theme Tune Collector Mugs

"Fair warning, if it's an open casket, this will play the theme from Wheel of Fortune until it's closed."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Check out this new store."

Musical genres

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Barry Norman

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"God, I love this show!"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

The Troubadour

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Mozart

Shuffle Shame

Jimi Hendrix

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

Classical music on car commerical

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

Okay

'Dang! - I've got that 'Sesame Street' theme song stuck in my head again!'

"Welcome to hell!"

Unreasonable Dad

In Deep Denial

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

'How does 'Oh Brother Get You Out Of Here' grab you?'

'It's your final warning: Quit playing 'The Beverly Hillbillies' theme song.'

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

'And now, a list of today's professional athlete felony assaults....'

Football fan looks at optician's chart which is all Ds. 'That's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

"I do enjoy your cowboy songs, will,. I just thought every now & then I'd like to hear a show tune."