Show Tune Fan Gifts

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Easter bunny Island.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

News Wear World

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Simultaneous translation.

'I'm so lonesome...'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Cleaner and sculpture

Peter Green, 1946-2020

Damon Albarn

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

Two ladies practising the trombones.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Dang! - I've got that 'Sesame Street' theme song stuck in my head again!'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

In Deep Denial

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'