Show Tune Fan Gifts

Trojan Hurdler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Easter bunny Island.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

News Wear World

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Simultaneous translation.

'I'm so lonesome...'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Peter Green, 1946-2020

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

Two ladies practising the trombones.

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

In Deep Denial

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

"You may feel a slight twinge..."