Sideshow Fan Gifts

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Bowled over again!

Filet minion

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

3D Theatre

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Clown Shaving

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Planetless, please help.

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

Stick Bandit

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

Missing Sock

Tortoise & Hare.