Sideshow Fan Gifts

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Filet minion

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

3D Theatre

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Clown Shaving

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Missing Sock

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Stick Bandit

Tortoise & Hare.

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head