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"Which brings us to my next point."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Grumpy Cow

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

TV repeats.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

Like Buttons

Cheap Secrets

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

Caution Wet Painting.

People in a painting run away from a vandal.