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"Which brings us to my next point."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Grumpy Cow

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

TV repeats.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

Cheap Secrets

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

Caution Wet Painting.

People in a painting run away from a vandal.

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'