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The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Clown Shaving

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Griller highlights never gets old

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Another successful year!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Freudian slide

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Business Slides.

"Which brings us to my next point."

Prefect.