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The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Clown Shaving

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Another successful year!"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Business Slides.

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Freudian slide

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

"Which brings us to my next point."

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

Prefect.