Slideshow Artist Gifts

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Clown Shaving

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

"I hate this time of year..."

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'You're supposed to draw something.'

"Gotham can wait!"

"Story boarding our next flight."

"Which brings us to my next point."

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

"Things were great and then I was fired. Now I have to work for a living."

A woman glides down a water slide

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

Diving through holes in diving board.

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

"I love Powerpoint, all you do is stand in front of your audience and read out all the slides. Job done."

"This better not end up on the Web."