Slideshow Whiz Gifts

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

Nerd tryouts.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'First the good news.'

Cool 3-D screen.

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Pollsters

1080P New Year's Resolution

"Have you tried powerpoint?"

Innumerate accounts department

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

Executive MFA

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."

"Roger, is your whole presentation in emoticons?"

"Come on, Harry. . . make it snappy! No one has time for all your adjectives, prepositions, and conjunctions!"

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

Proud Inventor.