Slide Deck Whiz Gifts

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"It's a swearbox."

Office Park

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Mice taking lessons.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Cool 3-D screen.

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house

Newton!

Lifeguard - Please Take A Number.

'I was just looking at all the single socks we have when it dawned on me that I could knit them into a jacket for you!'

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

"This report took me three months to put together - any questions?" "Yes - how long have you had that toupee?"

Dueling Pianos

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."

Chasing Wheelchairs

'Darling, I realized that you didn't enjoy your dinner by the third page.'

Old lady with broken leg gives her pet a ride in her wheelchair.

Whack-a-fly!