Slide Specialist Gifts

Office Park

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

Staycation Photos

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Swimming Champion.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Another successful year!"

At the golf detox clinic.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

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