Slide Master Gifts

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Michael Jackson.

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

The Perfect Cannonball

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Office Park

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Skiing Accidents.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'