Slope Masters Gifts

Learning to Ski.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Border Guard

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

And now bring the girls!

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier